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When the last Kalender-sheets
flattern through the winter-streets
and Dezemberwind is blowing,
then is everybodiy knwowing,
that it is not allzuweit:
She does komm - the Weihnachtszeit.

All the Menschen, Leute, people,
out of ihr warm Stueble flippe,
run to Kaufhof, Aldi, Mess,
make Konsum and business.
Kaufen this and jene Dings
and the Chirchturmglocke rings.

Manche hole sich a Taennchen,
when this burns, they Cry "Attention".
Rufen for the Feuerwehr:
"Please come quick to loeschen her!"
Goes the Taennchen auf in Rauch
the are standing on the Schlauch.

In the kitchen of the house
mother makes the Christmasschmaus.
She is working, schufting, bakes
hit is now her Yoghurtkeks.
And the Opa says als Tester:
"We are killed bis to Silvester".
Then he fills a glas of wine -
yes, this is the christmastime.

Day by day does so vergang,
and the Holy night does come.
You can think, you can remember,
this is immer in Dezember.
Singing "Ihr Kinderlein kommet" fine,
immer at the christmastime.

The the childrenlein are coming
candle-wachs is abwaerts running.
Bing of Crosby Christmas sings,
while the Towerglocke rings
and the angles looks so fine
every year to Weihnachtstime.

Baby-eyes are big and rund,
the family feels kerngesund
when unterm Weihnachtsbaum are hocking
then nothing can them ever shocking.
They are so happy, they are so fine -
this happens in the Christmastime!

The animals all in the house,
the Hund, the Katz, the bird, the mouse,
are turning round the Weihnaschtsstress
enjoy this day as never nie,
well they find Whiskas and Chappi
in the Geschenkkarton von Pappi.

The family begins to sing
and wieder does a Gloeckchen ring
Zum song vom gruenen Tannenbaum
the Traenen runnen down and down.
Bis the mother ploetzlich flennt:
"The christmas-Gans im Ofen brennt..."
Her nose indeed is very fine -
Ende of the Weihnachtstime!